Piles.

This is a typical exchange between Danny and myself on the wisdom of piles. He lost a very important recipe I need for Thursday (imminent death by having his relations over for Passover; I am so fucked, and by fucked I mean I will be judged and villified) because HE REMOVED IT FROM A PILE.

Danny: ok

still have to find that recipe that I misplaced

12:53 PM will do tonight

me: you stinky stinker

Danny: yeah, I know

I confess

it's somewhere

me: next time, you have to leave the piles.

embrace the piles

Danny: yeah yeah

no!

me: accept the piles

Danny: I will not eat the piles

me: welcoem the piles into your life

Danny: no!

no piles!

me: the piles are your friends

build them

nurture them

Danny:: your hypnosis isn't working on me

12:54 PM me: and then you'll never lose papers ever again

Danny: I'm immune

me: why?

because they'll always be somewhere in the piles!

it's sheer brilliance.

Danny: yeah, and they'll always be somewhere not in piles

and easier to find to boot!

so there

me: that's bc you MOVED it

out of the pile

Danny: yeah, whatever

me: and now you can't find it.

Danny: I put it in a very logical and organized place

me: and now we're all going to DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Danny: I just don't recall the logic

haha

12:55 PM me: clearly. so logical and organized even you can't find it.

Danny: yup

I outsmarted myself

me: very logical

Danny: I do that a lot

me: how brilliant

Danny: I know

me: this iswhy you have a phd

Danny: yup

me: to lose my shizzz

Danny:: lol

okok

I get it

I'll find it tonight

me: which would otherwise be found. naturally. in a pile.

Danny: lol it certainly narrows it down

12:56 PM me: that it does

Danny: where is X?

in a pile, of course

me: and there are 3 main piles

Danny: which pile, and where in that pile, are whole other questions

right

clothes, desk, and misc

me: my fencing/shoe pile, my desk pile, or my clothes pile.

Danny: haha

I nailed it

wait!

what about your car pile?

12:57 PM the pile in your car?

you forgot that one

me: my car doesn't HAVE A PILE.

Danny: not yet

but it will

just wait

anyway, while you're building your car pile, I'm gonna go find something else to eat

I'll call you later, k?

12:58 PM me: you are so full of CRAP

Danny: lol

yeah yeah... you know its true

me: do not refer to my nonexistant car pile until it exists.

it's nearly beena year

and guess what?

NO CAR PILE

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Danny: eew

now my gchat is covered in spit

thanks

me: I HOPE YOU FELT THAT

good.

you deserve it.

Danny: I'm gonna wipe off my screen and go find something to eat

me: loser