Speaking of fine messes, in my infinite wisdom, I picked an awesome topic to write my independent proposal on, but I have to give an open-to-the-public seminar on it (omg omg I'm gonna die), a closed-to-everyone-but-the-collection-of-oddities-that-is-my-PhD-committee oral defense of the proposal, as well as a 3 page progress report on my actual experiments that I'm doing now. I am resisting the urge to slit my wrists and claim disability or get my tonsils removed so I can't talk for several weeks.
I am very unhappy right now, although while wallowing around in my pit of despair, I remembered a 5 lb block of white chocolate that my aunt pressed upon Danny and me. It is SO GOOD. I don't know why it's so good; it isn't even chocolate. But if you have to pick something to take down into a pit of despair, white chocolate isn't so bad... at least it won't talk back to you.
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