Well, despite having an amazing capacity to bitch and hate and spew shit and moan and listen to myself and still think it all sounds ridiculously justified and SO TRUE, I think I'm tired of it.
So, instead of the usual "MD Sucks Major Sweaty Balls" rant, I've decided to write a little ditty. And by "little ditty," I mean a tuneless, dirge-like, whiny chant. I still haven't decided on a title, but that will come with time, I feel. Anyway, here are the first few versus.
Maryland really sucks,
Maryland really sucks.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit,
Bullshit bullshit bullshit.
It's flat and ugly
Like Janet Reno.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit,
Bullshit bullshit bullshit.
No mass transit
But lots of traffic.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit,
Bullshit bullshit bullshit.
Grad school is shit,
And I hate everything.
Bullshit bullshit bullshit,
Bullshit bullshit bullshit.
It's obviously a work in progress, and where it says "bullshit," you actually say it. I didn't just write it because I hadn't thought of a good refrain. That is the refrain. You say bullshit because it's true. What's that? You don't believe me? Well, all I have to say is it took FOUR WHOLE DAYS for the state of Maryland to remove enough snow so that traffic could flow as normally as possible in this wretched place. Bullshit bullshit bullshit, bullshit bullshit bullshit.
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