My Mom

My mom is silly.  I spent Chanukah at my parents' house in NY, and over the phone last night, my mom was like, "There's one picture of you where your face looks really bony.... are you all right?"

I then asked her if my face looked excessively bony at any other points during my stay, and she balked, "Well... no..."  

I then posited the possibility that it was the lighting and angle.  "Well... yes..."  

This is also the same woman who thought Danny looked skinny, and I should take charge and feed him more.  The only change in him since we started dating?  He now wears pants that fit his body.